HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREW GARFIELD <3
— August 20, 1983 🎂
I realized that after finding this thing that allowed me to express myself - acting - and being encouraged by a few people that I could do it, I had kind of grabbed onto it and dug in my claws in a way that was maybe a bit unhealthy. I allowed myself to get into a headspace where I lived or died by what I achieved in this particular field.
I'm scared I'm gonna die as lonely as I feel right now
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
Gonna create the automotive bechdel test which a movie passes if it has two cars and they have a conversation that isnt about a human. So far the movies that pass are Cars 1-3, Herbie Rides Again, Herbie Fully Loaded, and some of the transformers movies
Notable failures include The Love Bug, Inspector Gadget, Totall Recall, and The Brave Little Toaster
thank you for your brave work
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
“1. This is how the story goes. A boy raised in captivity falls in love with a sun he sees for the first time, flies too close thinking he can possess it, doesn’t listen to a father’s warning and plummets into the sea. His father grieves, so everyone grieves. The story is immortalised in the boy’s blood, a tale passed down with silkdelicate care through eternity. 2. There is another story. In it a boy asks too many questions, lusts too much for more, dares to question his father’s authority. He is banished from the skies, sent falling from the heavens but he does not die. Instead he is named ruler of all that is cruel, painful and wretched with the world. No one grieves for this boy, as he is deemed the root of all evil. 3. It is the way of the universe for boys to disobey their fathers, for children to question what they know and want more, more from their lives. 4. The way a father chooses to love after this happens is how the story is told. 5. This is the reason everyone weeps for Icarus. 6. It is also the reason no tears were ever shed for Lucifer.”— Icarus and Lucifer, Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)
not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you’re a true fondler
this came to me in a vision
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”
your brain is unfathomably colossal
[ID: Comment reading Yzma and Kronk /End ID]
artwork by Stefan Visan
DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one
one time i had hiccups for a solid few hours at a wedding i’ve never felt like such a failure
Bride and groom under their breath: “We should kill him, we should fucking kill that hiccup guy”
#team staylor
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